wtf?!

[xp_daredevil]

why do I have a Buddy Holly song stuck in my head? Was someone playing it earlier?

22 days until the Paralympics! AND it's being broadcast on TV!!! WOOHOO!! Clear the way, the TV will be MINE!

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[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Hey KGibz, you should help me build a ridiculously defensible igloo cause I'm thinking we should challenge people to a snowball fight of epic proportions.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

One, I am going to hit you in the mouth for that comment, fucking uncool.

Two, dude. NO ONE gets the dibs the TV exclusively for anything that's more than one show at a time. You can be polite like the rest of us with special interests.

Three, no if you want a rocking sound system you actually hit the music room, or the rec room with the surround sound and not the 60 inch up in the movie room, so you basically know nothing Jon Snow.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

That means I gotta put shoes on.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

But strategic advantages!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

SHOES.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Bring it, Gibney. Because you do NOT get to call me names and stomp all over something I'm excited about because I didn't clarify every nuance of my TV usage choices a MONTH in advance!

FUCK YOU.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

I got nothing. You're right. Shoes.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

One, ima kick your ass, because half a year of fight training is like a drop in the ocean. Two, you announced that the tv was yours, without considering that other people might need/want it? You're an ass. Three, did you even google to see if the games stream online? Because I found the damn youtube channel in like 15 seconds.


Next time just be like "Dudes, this is important so I'd like to get as much time in as possible so can I dibs some extra TV time in the rec room with the good surround sound" instead of announcing it like you get to demand shit. It's not that you don't' use it, dude. It's the way you said it like you're entitled to the best TV as much as you want just because.

Four, you are seriously not my type, I don't do gingers.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I mean I got boots but ... ih. I kinda hate 'em.

On the other hand, it'll keep me from tossing Matt around the mats for twenty minutes laughing at his face, so there's that.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

I'd pay to see that.



...what if I were to make you some of my peanut butter caramel popcorn?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

ima trying to remember that I am a responsible adult who shouldn't be tossing trainees around the mats because they're being shitheads who think six months of h2h training means shit.

(it's not the skills, it's the bragging. It's kinda cute, I mean, I remember thinking I was hot shit, and okay, I'm not even hot shit NOW.)

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's a positive.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Wuss.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Size 19 feet, extra freaky!

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Excuse me. Let me rephrase:

I would like to watch some of the events from the paralympics when they air next month, time permitting to my schedule and everyone elses TV watching habits so that I don't dare disrupt anyone else. I'm aware there are many TVs and places to watch and that I am blind and therefore the TV screen size does not matter, but I would like to use the rec room TV so that others might join me, the TV has descriptive video services which are not offered online and because it has a good sound system. If it's not an inconvenience to anyone else because I would hate for something that happens once every four years and has never been broadcast in the USA before that is important to me interfere with someone else. WOOHOO!

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Mads. A snowball fight would be infinitely more entertaining.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Snowball fight?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

now you're being a passive-aggressiv shit instead of an entitled shit.

"Dudes. this thing is really important because it's the first time, and so I'd like to dibs a couple of nights in the room with the good sound, especially the couple of events I'm super invested in. We'll make it a party, I'll make sandwiches. Cool?"

See, that's how we're not an asshole. It's what I did for Wrestlemania, it's what people do for their cultural events that are on tv and also dude did it fricking occur to you that the Prof might have already set something up because DUDE IS IN A WHEELCHAIR and might be INVESTED IN THIS TOO nope, because you're an ass.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

I would, but it'd be irresponsible.

You know, because I could totally take you, but then I'd have to patch you up later.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a challenge. Consider it accepted.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

No challenge. Just stating facts.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I am, because you've made it abundantly clear that no matter what I do or say I'm an ass. Thanks for destroying something I was really excited about.

Now go away and leave me alone.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Not my fault you were all like THE TV IS MINE at people, yo. Learn to argue better.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Fine then. I challenge you. Just show up on the lawn, you won't be the only old person there.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

You did not just call me old.

Niñito, I will own you.