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why do I have a Buddy Holly song stuck in my head? Was someone playing it earlier?

22 days until the Paralympics! AND it's being broadcast on TV!!! WOOHOO!! Clear the way, the TV will be MINE!

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But strategic advantages!

SHOES.

I got nothing. You're right. Shoes.

I mean I got boots but ... ih. I kinda hate 'em.

On the other hand, it'll keep me from tossing Matt around the mats for twenty minutes laughing at his face, so there's that.

I'd pay to see that.

...what if I were to make you some of my peanut butter caramel popcorn?

ima trying to remember that I am a responsible adult who shouldn't be tossing trainees around the mats because they're being shitheads who think six months of h2h training means shit.

(it's not the skills, it's the bragging. It's kinda cute, I mean, I remember thinking I was hot shit, and okay, I'm not even hot shit NOW.)

FINE.

I'll still make you popcorn.

And I didn't want to say this above, but your girlfriend is kinda a ginger. I'd vote for her admittance into the Society of Awesome Gingers as an honorary member.

No, she's totes a brunette. I mean I guess there's some red highlights sometimes but mostly it's brown. Lots of brown. unless red highlights count as ginger in which case okay I do gingers (and Jay was totes a red-head so really I do) but I don't do people who think 6 months of fight training makes them hot shit.

Mads. A snowball fight would be infinitely more entertaining.

You're trying to turn me into a Maddie-cicle, aren't you?

I'm onto your game, Barton.

Game? What game? I'm completely innocent. Unless you mean the game where we pelt the opposition with snowballs and are awesome. That game I am totally in on.

Yeah, that's a positive.

Wuss.

Size 19 feet, extra freaky!

Snowball fight?

I would, but it'd be irresponsible.

You know, because I could totally take you, but then I'd have to patch you up later.

Sounds like a challenge. Consider it accepted.

No challenge. Just stating facts.

Fine then. I challenge you. Just show up on the lawn, you won't be the only old person there.

You did not just call me old.

Niñito, I will own you.

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SNOWBALL FIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

Seriously, best RA ever. But I think you have to be on Doctor Reyes' team cause otherwise we'll just straight up slaughter her and Namor.

OKAY! THIS TEAM WILL BE AWESOME AND WE WILL BEAT YOU ALL!

You're funny when you get all growly. But we're still totally going to win.

NO YOU WON'T! WE WILL KICK YOUR BUTTS! VICTORY WILL BE OURS!

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