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[xp_daredevil]

I was in the city today for business and I ran into one of my old high school classmates.

That was bizarre and I never want to do that again.

I feel so dirty now.

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[xp_darcy]

...why do you feel dirty? Oh no, did you have to make pleasantries???

[xp_daredevil]

worse. I had to pretend to like him and catch up over coffee.

[xp_darcy]

Oh no. Next time you can use me as an excuse to get out of it. :P

[xp_daredevil]

I survived and he has all the same teeth now that he did before I met him.

He mostly just wanted to brag on himself.

[xp_darcy]

Well good, your superpower isn't dentistry. :p

[xp_daredevil]

hey, I can handle a basic tooth extraction when required!

[xp_darcy]

Hm, probably not a coincidence that my playlist chose "Dentist!" right as I read this...

[xp_daredevil]

of course. coincidence.

[xp_darcy]

♪ your temperament's wrong for the priesthood ♪

[xp_daredevil]

oh God, Little Shop of Horrors

[xp_darcy]

You did this to me.

[xp_daredevil]

I am sweet and inno....i can't even type that and keep a straight face

[xp_darcy]

Jokes here about you doing anything with a straight face, though you're plenty of the first when the mood strikes. ;)

[xp_daredevil]

I was straight for a while in high school!

[xp_darcy]

But these days, dear? Pretty sure last time I snagged a shirt from you it was actually Foggy's.

[xp_daredevil]

oh, these days I'm a goddamn rainbow.

you ARE coming to price, BTW. it's a family event.

[xp_darcy]

Oh no I get to wander around with my cutie partners! What a hardship. :p

Of course I'll go, assuming I'm not out of the area for work. And I'm going to get glitter everywhere.

[xp_daredevil]

I appreciate your hardship.

well yeah. always

[xp_darcy]

does this mean i get to see you in booty shorts?

[xp_daredevil]

I... no...? maybe?

why would I wear those?

[xp_darcy]

Because you have a really nice ass, Matthew.

[xp_daredevil]

oh. huh. good to know.

I could wear booty shorts. it'll be warm enough.

[xp_darcy]

you're ridiculous and i'm telling foggy he needs to appreciate your ass more since i had to tell you this :P

[xp_daredevil]

he's usually too busy yelling at me for taking risks and worrying him

[xp_darcy]

you, taking risks and worrying us? why i never.