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[xp_daredevil]

I was in the city today for business and I ran into one of my old high school classmates.

That was bizarre and I never want to do that again.

I feel so dirty now.

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[xp_hawkeye]

I mean it's more like he might've remembered that time I threatened to punch his balls so hard he'd be tasting his own pubes for the rest of his life if he kept hassling you.

He didn't give you any shit, did he?

[xp_daredevil]

oh I forgot you did that.

nah. he was mostly bragging on himself and stuff. he's a hospital administration manager

[xp_hawkeye]

What, so he went into admin cause he couldn't hack actually practicing medicine? Fuck that noise.

[xp_daredevil]

he was so proud. and smug. I couldn't burst his bubble.

[xp_hawkeye]

Now I wish I had been there. That asshat deserves to have his bubble burst. What a dick.

[xp_daredevil]

well. I'm not that nice.

I told him I was chief counsel for a conglomerate of different institutions.

[xp_hawkeye]

Fuck yeah, not even lying.

Too bad you couldn't rub in the dimension hopping, huh? "Chief Counsel for a Conglomerate of Multidimensional Institutions."

[xp_daredevil]

technically, not true. yet. but it probably will be at some point

[xp_hawkeye]

Wanna get food?

[xp_daredevil]

always, but I gotta shower first

[xp_hawkeye]

Sweet. I'ma hang in your suite until you're ready.

[xp_daredevil]

cool