this thing on?

[xp_daredevil]

[Voice to text]

I've been told there's this whole journal system to talk to people here. That's probably a good thing since you're all loud and my roommate is a joke. It was also 'suggested' that I introduce myself on here.

So hi. I'm Matt Murdock. What else you want to know?

EDIT: it might be a good idea if I also add that I'm blind.

Comments

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

That's better than being digested!

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Totally. Coming out the other end would have been horrible, and there's no way I would have just let myself get digested.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

I think stomach acid would have killed you. It can eat through pretty much anything. Or coca-cola.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I don't think I would have let it get to that point. Swimming through stomach acid just isn't my idea of a fun time, plus, you know, the whole being dead thing would have totally ruined my day. If I'd had to, I probably would have torn my way out of there, but I'm glad it didn't come to that.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

You are a very strange girl.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I guess? You're the one who started in with the whole being digested thing, though. I mean, sure I brought up the ear thing, but just to give an example of how small I can be.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

But you're not grossed out. MOST girls would have run screaming about how I'm being gross and nasty.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Were you trying to gross me out? If so, sorry. I mean, seriously, I flew into a guy's ear once. On purpose. And yeah, it was so gross. But after that, and getting swallowed, yeah, I'm thinking there's not much anyone can say that would be more disgusting than actually being surrounded by all of the nasty stuff inside someone's body.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Well...no, not directly. But it is a usual side effect of discussion any sort of bodily function near or with girls. They don't like it. Apparently, they don't poop.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

We don't pass gas, burp, or sweat, too!

Seriously, I don't go around just randomly talking about bodily functions and it's not exactly my favorite topic of conversation, but if it happens to come up and it makes sense in the conversation? Nah, not grossed out. If someone just came up to me and started talking about that sort of thing? I'd probably say something like "One time, when I was in this guy's ear canal..." and maybe they'd think twice next time!

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

FEMBOTS!

Bodily functions are fun, but yes. I would think twice about it too if you were talking about being in a guys ear canal.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Ah. I am sorry, that was French. I am from France, and I sometimes unconsciously slip into French.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

I don't think my computer likes French.

[x-highflying.livejournal.com]

Apologies for not introducing myself earlier - I'm Warren Worthington, a former student, teacher and resident, and a sometimes visitor. Welcome to Xavier's.

[x-colossus.livejournal.com]

isn't that fight club?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Hi. Thanks.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

What?

[x-colossus.livejournal.com]

Its okay its just a line from another movie...

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Oh.

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

I suppose that I am late to the party for replying here a few days after the post was made, but hopefully the idea of better late than never can be considered here as I would like to offer you a warm welcome you to Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. My name is Crystal Amaquelin, and I am one of the teachers here at the school. I have taught a variety of different classes over the past few years, and this semester I am teaching Spanish, French, Speech, and the classes which fall under the category of Social Sciences. Are there any subjects in which you have a particular interest?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to text]

Good to meet you Ms Amaquelin. My computer does not like your name, it just spells it. And I dunno what subjects I like. I guess history? It tells a story. I think you're my Spanish teacher...or will be once my book arrives.

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

Hopefully your book will be here by Monday. I am your history teacher, too. I will be away this weekend, but I look forward to meeting you in person and teaching you starting next week.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

I think it is supposed to arrive tomorrow? That is what someone told me. See you next week then!