this thing on?

[xp_daredevil]

[Voice to text]

I've been told there's this whole journal system to talk to people here. That's probably a good thing since you're all loud and my roommate is a joke. It was also 'suggested' that I introduce myself on here.

So hi. I'm Matt Murdock. What else you want to know?

EDIT: it might be a good idea if I also add that I'm blind.

Comments

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

Repeat after me: "I have to stop being such a dick about my roommate's sense of humor!"

New kids are supposed to be fucked with. That gives them a... purpose!

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

You'll only do it once.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

Finally, someone who gets me!

But with the blind thing, I might do that a little longer. After all, what's the point of having a disabled if not that...

Stupid question: if you don't watch TV (or anything else, for that matter), what do you do?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Don't fuck with me. The last person who did ended up in the hospital. There's your warning. Don't say I don't play fair.

Plot my revenge on asswipes like you.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

Anytime, babe... If you can find the way to my door.

(Follow the animal smell of my funny roommate)

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Don't underestimate me either.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

As long as you don't cane me...

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Tempting tempting, but no. I have other methods.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Call Kyle an animal again and I'll kick your ass.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

I'd call him puppy but I don't think he'd like that either!

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Do you know anything about showing other people respect?

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

I haven't made fun of you yet! (Take that as a yes)

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

There's a difference between making fun and personal insults. Learn it.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Pack your shit and get out of the suite. Find a new roommate. If you don't, your shit will be on the lawn or in the lake.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

I would have taken the boathouse, if Mr Don't Touch Me hadn't turned it into a gay stuff...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

GET OUT NOW.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Are you just dead set on making everyone in the whole house hate you? I'm curious.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Can I just hang out with you guys until Jared moves his crap out of my suite? Because seriously the PRESCHOOLER was more mature. Somebody call Manny and tell him to get him and his midget back, I liked him better.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Our place is your place. And if you need help evicting the asshole into the lake, you just let me know.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

I got the soundproofing, no smelling stuff you did in my room, if that is better?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Naw, dude. Your space is your space and I'm not gonna invade. (sides, I shouldn't have gone all psycho in your journal on your first week anyway, sorry about that.)

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Shit happens.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

True fact. Doesn't mean I'm not a jerk for dumping it in your space.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

I just have my favorites. Yvette is still cool with me... haven't seen her in a while, though... weird...

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

You make it very hard to be your friend, Jared, and this time I am not sure I can find it in me to try to understand why you would do such a thing. Even the frat boys do not think people with the disability are there for the hazing. Why would you say such a thing?