this thing on?

[xp_daredevil]

[Voice to text]

I've been told there's this whole journal system to talk to people here. That's probably a good thing since you're all loud and my roommate is a joke. It was also 'suggested' that I introduce myself on here.

So hi. I'm Matt Murdock. What else you want to know?

EDIT: it might be a good idea if I also add that I'm blind.

Comments

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Were you trying to gross me out? If so, sorry. I mean, seriously, I flew into a guy's ear once. On purpose. And yeah, it was so gross. But after that, and getting swallowed, yeah, I'm thinking there's not much anyone can say that would be more disgusting than actually being surrounded by all of the nasty stuff inside someone's body.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Well...no, not directly. But it is a usual side effect of discussion any sort of bodily function near or with girls. They don't like it. Apparently, they don't poop.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

We don't pass gas, burp, or sweat, too!

Seriously, I don't go around just randomly talking about bodily functions and it's not exactly my favorite topic of conversation, but if it happens to come up and it makes sense in the conversation? Nah, not grossed out. If someone just came up to me and started talking about that sort of thing? I'd probably say something like "One time, when I was in this guy's ear canal..." and maybe they'd think twice next time!

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

FEMBOTS!

Bodily functions are fun, but yes. I would think twice about it too if you were talking about being in a guys ear canal.