this thing on?

[xp_daredevil]

[Voice to text]

I've been told there's this whole journal system to talk to people here. That's probably a good thing since you're all loud and my roommate is a joke. It was also 'suggested' that I introduce myself on here.

So hi. I'm Matt Murdock. What else you want to know?

EDIT: it might be a good idea if I also add that I'm blind.

Comments

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

What's up, new kid?

I'm Jared, bartender / lazy boy / untouchable. Welcome home...

(Am I the only one who wants to be a dick about the whole blind thing?)

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Untouchable? Wasn't that a movie?

This is not my home.

(go ahead)

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

I think that was an old movie. Don't watch anything older than 10 years, though... Do you even watch movies? (Boo-yah!!)

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

There's descriptive video services in most theaters if you get a headset and sometimes movies have them in the DVD or whatever if you turn the feature on for the TV. Not too often though. Some TV shows have it too if you turn the feature on the TV.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

You being all wordy and weirdly insensitive about me being all dickish is kinda unnerving...

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

You being an asshole is expected and you are not a unique snowflake.

[x-colossus.livejournal.com]

isn't that fight club?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

What?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Repeat after me. "If I fuck with the new kid, my roommate will kick my ass."

Because I will, dude. I will FIND A WAY.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

Repeat after me: "I have to stop being such a dick about my roommate's sense of humor!"

New kids are supposed to be fucked with. That gives them a... purpose!

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

You'll only do it once.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

Finally, someone who gets me!

But with the blind thing, I might do that a little longer. After all, what's the point of having a disabled if not that...

Stupid question: if you don't watch TV (or anything else, for that matter), what do you do?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Don't fuck with me. The last person who did ended up in the hospital. There's your warning. Don't say I don't play fair.

Plot my revenge on asswipes like you.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

Anytime, babe... If you can find the way to my door.

(Follow the animal smell of my funny roommate)

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Don't underestimate me either.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Dude, being a dick about someone being disabled when you don't know them just makes you an unredeemable asshole. Especially in his very first post.

Also, hi Matt. I'm Angelo.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

He's not the first. He won't be the last.

Hi.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Still, the mansion's the last place you should have to put up with that crap.

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised.

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

So, what, you going to be a dick about the part where I can't talk, too?

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

That's totally cool, you know. Most guys at Harry's don't talk at all, even though they can, so...

And you still can watch watch TV...

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

Dude, so can the new guy. You're being a dick.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

I'm hearing that a lot lately... Did someone send a memo about me?

Besides, I'm just hazing him. It's a normal process for new kid.

[x-artie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and it's real funny how you didn't do it to Sarah or Callie - hell, far as you're concerned they're both new.

So, you want to be seeing things out of the corner of your eyes whenever you're outside your room? Or walking around with a dick hanging off your forehead. Because I can work that.

[x-radius.livejournal.com]

That would remind me too much of the frat house... Good old times...

And girls and hazing don't mix. You can do time for harassment (apparently)