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[xp_daredevil]

The only thing better than a shower using all of Darcy's Lush stuff, real food and passing out after being stuck in the chapel for days with the rest of Excalibur (I hate you all, I'll see you tomorrow), is terrorizing Target.

I spent a truly ridiculous amount of money at Target, but I am now prepared if we're ever stuck again.

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[xp_darcy]

And now we know what you're getting me for my birthday. More Lush. Especially the mint stuff, it smells really good on you.

[xp_daredevil]

I just bought you that giant Christmas box of Lush! There's no way you're even close to out!!

I was thinking, maybe we'd get tickets for your birthday.

[xp_hawkeye]

Bro. Let me reimburse you. We have a company card for that stuff.

[xp_darcy]

You're the one that said you used all of it! But if you mean just what was in my shower, then I'm only out of Elf Shake.

Tickets for what, or is that the surprise? :)

[xp_daredevil]

You act like I didn't already save the receipt and log it for reimbursement.

I was a soulless corporate bloodsucker well before I began at Xavier's.

[xp_daredevil]

Yes, I used a little of everything. Shampoo, conditioner, face wash, scrubby stuff, body wash, etc. Nothing is empty.

I'm still debating. I did get you that luggage set for Christmas though...

[xp_darcy]

True, you were super extra this year for holidays. :p

[xp_daredevil]

I wanted to.

[xp_darcy]

Just for that I'm gonna pinch your cheek next time I see you.

[xp_daredevil]

I'm sure I told you, but if you don't like the colors, they can be exchanged. I didn't want to get you black.

[xp_darcy]

Nope, I love them. You did good babe.