xp_daredevil | (no subject)

I love new pride chucks.

also, I've taken my laptop and set up at the pool if anyone needs me

brat

I wasn't trying to be subtle

you're subtle like a hammer. i know the mimosas are the draw.

I'm going to ignore the obvious hammer joke and instead... you should see me in court

not that kind of lawyer, matthew

I am.

you're not.

then why would i want to see you in court

Darcy

Matthew