But, but, but, the gavel is my friend! I wanted to yell about people being out of order and have it to punctuate my stern disciplinarian-ness.

I can maybe totally do that. Maybe. First I need a button machine. Second I need to figure out how to laminate braille without it getting all smoosh-ified. Third, I have to figure out how the fuck to write that in braille. Fourth, I need to figure out how to make dots look snazzy. There's just no such thing as like different fonts for braille, is there? Like, how do you bold and italicize shit? Damn it, now I need to do research or go find not-Matt blind people to ask.