Senior year

[xp_daredevil]

I'm voting myself as senior class president. Because Layla probably doesn't care. Go-go college transcripts!

Insomnia SUCKS. Badly. There is a mystery woman here that only comes out at night. Or perhaps only I can see her....

On the other hand, I am finally allowed off campus. The first thing I plan to do is...anything Sue wants to do. Yeah.

Comments

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Um, I second that motion?

Yeah, you're right, I totally don't care. But I will like totally endorse you and shit. Does this mean if I wanna complain about school and how they need to fix something or how the desks suck or whatever that I complain to you and then you get to go be like the Senior Class Delegate to Prof Baldy?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I just want it on my college transcript. I don't plan to actually DO anything. Just like a real politician!

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

No no no, we can't have this whole In Title Only shit. It uh...sets bad precedent. It gets you in the habit of being lazy. If you want the job you need to take on the responsibilities! (cue: slamming fist down on desk here)

Okay that was like all my righteous indignation. Can I make you an "I'm the class President, Bitches" button anyway?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Alright, in the off chance one of the 10 high school students here has a problem, I'll see what I can do. Also, I'm never letting you NEAR a gavel.

Only if you braille that shit up.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

But, but, but, the gavel is my friend! I wanted to yell about people being out of order and have it to punctuate my stern disciplinarian-ness.

I can maybe totally do that. Maybe. First I need a button machine. Second I need to figure out how to laminate braille without it getting all smoosh-ified. Third, I have to figure out how the fuck to write that in braille. Fourth, I need to figure out how to make dots look snazzy. There's just no such thing as like different fonts for braille, is there? Like, how do you bold and italicize shit? Damn it, now I need to do research or go find not-Matt blind people to ask.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

you're a violent person.

There are braille alphabets on the internet. And no, there's no bold or italicized or anything. Well, there is a braille MARKER for these things, but actually doing it in a way I can feel? No. google says there are braille fonts, but since I can't see them, I'm gonna go with "there are no braille fonts that Matt can actually USE." You can call Lighthouse International in NYC. They'll know.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

So I will have to figure out how to make designy things like swirly things or whatever that are raised so you can feel them and thus have snazziness. And still figure out how to laminate it without it smooshing. Ooooh but the interwebz machine totally says there's such a thing as spray on laminate! People use it for like paintings and shit but if it works on canvas it will totally work on a button! ooooh and I have IDEAS now! I'll call those Lighthouse people first tho, thanks!

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

How to keep Layla out of trouble: 101

A+

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Dude, so true. Try not to let the teachers in on it if they don't find this on their own. I can't have them doing shit like giving me projects to keep me out of trouble. It like totally goes against my teenagerness or something.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

hahahah, well, where else but here would I ever get to elect myself anything, ESPECIALLY senior class president?

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

I dunno, you could probably do it somewhere else too. I dunno where 'cause of the whole elect yourself thing. like if you wanted to be an evil genius villain dude, that's probably like a self-electing kinda thing.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Well, even with a regular election then, I doubt I'd get it.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I mean, it really depends on your campaign right? Like if you promise people burgers and pizza for lunch and less homework, even if you can't actually make good on it, then you could get elected. That's what movies have taught me.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Puff paint. Well more like quick drying paint for raised edges - it's what's on the microwave and oven and stuff for Matt. Comes in a few colors b/c sometimes people use it for clothes I guess. Or glue-on fabric dots. There's a box of 'em in the woodshed and some tubes of the paint. If Fred doesn't know where they are, and hasn't moved them, they're in the bottom shelf of the storage part of the shelf marked "ACCOMO" and the box should have like VI or VIMP or something on it.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

I already have ideas, did you miss where I had ideas? I mean this is useful and all so thanks but too many ideas make Layla head go 'splode and do you REALLY wanna be the one who's blamed when Fred gets the call that Layla's head needs to be fixed and there's brains all over the walls?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Just sayin, there's available stuff here, you don't even need to find it, it's in a box. We might have spray laminate but it won't be in the same box.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

I have enlisted a partner-in-scouring. Button machine thingie is first though 'cause, dude, all other thingies totally useless if I can't actually buttonify thingies! There's like a list. And more enlisting that needs to happen. And stuff. Me and PiS are totally on this shit. We will conquer button thingie and then find boxes and then figure out what other thingies must be acquired for Operation: Thingies!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I'm sure someone who did HeLiX stuff more than I did knows if we've got a button machine. We had buttons.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Note to self: Figure out who the hell is in HeliX and pester them about Button Making Machine Thingie

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Truuuue.

Alright. Pizza and burgers for lunch and less homework. Boom. Elected.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Exactly! I'll vote for that!

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

Anything that Sue wants to do? I can feel the love.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love you too, Candy.

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

-___________-

I need to find you a stripper name now.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

what was that, Randy?

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

At least it is a step up from Candy.

Your name doesn't rhyme with -like- anything.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Nope. Sorry, Mandy.

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

Don't worry Matt, I'll think of something, you little devil you.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I love you, Tandy. :P

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

<3

But you should ask her out and get it over with. Just sayin'

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

whowhat?!

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

Don't play innocent with me. I can see it.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

see what? I don't see anything...

*doot doot*