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[xp_daredevil]

Bought my brother a present for my birthday. Meet Rebel. No touching.

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[xp_hawkeye]

You're such a tool, bro.

But happy birthday. Don't forget the dads are doing the restaurant thing. Mandatory attendance. We can bring friends, so do you want Darcy, Marcy, and Foggy to come? I figured I'd be solo, but if Wanda's in-country, I might ask her to come with.

[xp_daredevil]

stole all the tools from you.

thanks, yeah, I've been texted multiple times now. definitely bringing my people. Wanda is always welcome, too

[xp_hawkeye]

Sweet. I'm just checking if Wanda's even in the US right now. Last I heard, she was in Europe, so.

[xp_daredevil]

that's a commute, especially for dinner

[xp_darcy]

She's pretty... are you sure I can't touch? ;)

Happy birthday, today only you can be Batman.

[xp_daredevil]

you can touch. a little.

and I'm always Batman.

[xp_darcy]

You can be Batman today. :P

[xp_daredevil]

so generous.

are you wearing that black dress tonight?

[xp_darcy]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaybe. You'll just have to find out at dinner, won't you?

[xp_daredevil]

or after

[xp_darcy]

obviously, unless foggy calls guy's night dibs.

[xp_daredevil]

Tuesday birthdays are unfortunate

[xp_darcy]

Just means you get to stretch the celebrations out.

[xp_daredevil]

I am worth a full week this year

[xp_darcy]

more like every year :p

[xp_bruiser]

Oooh fancy.

[xp_daredevil]

why thank you

[xp_bruiser]

Bet I could Batmobile-ify it.

[xp_daredevil]

NO TOUCHY

[xp_bruiser]

This hurts my soul, Matty.

[xp_daredevil]

oh good.

my bike. mine.

[xp_bruiser]

It'll still be yours. It'll just be Bat-Mattyier.

[xp_daredevil]

NO.

[xp_bruiser]

Please?

[xp_daredevil]

do we need to have a conversation about consent?

[xp_bruiser]

Why do you think I am asking you?

[xp_daredevil]

and you stop asking when you're given an answer.

[xp_bruiser]

Okay.

[xp_echo]

I can borrow that, right?

[xp_daredevil]

also no

[xp_echo]

Betrayed by one of my mentors. How ever will my fragile young psyche recover?

[xp_daredevil]

you can ride behind me