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Bought my brother a present for my birthday. Meet Rebel. No touching.

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You're such a tool, bro.

But happy birthday. Don't forget the dads are doing the restaurant thing. Mandatory attendance. We can bring friends, so do you want Darcy, Marcy, and Foggy to come? I figured I'd be solo, but if Wanda's in-country, I might ask her to come with.

stole all the tools from you.

thanks, yeah, I've been texted multiple times now. definitely bringing my people. Wanda is always welcome, too

Sweet. I'm just checking if Wanda's even in the US right now. Last I heard, she was in Europe, so.

that's a commute, especially for dinner

She's pretty... are you sure I can't touch? ;)

Happy birthday, today only you can be Batman.

you can touch. a little.

and I'm always Batman.

You can be Batman today. :P

so generous.

are you wearing that black dress tonight?

Maaaaaaaaaaaaybe. You'll just have to find out at dinner, won't you?

or after

obviously, unless foggy calls guy's night dibs.

Tuesday birthdays are unfortunate

Just means you get to stretch the celebrations out.

I am worth a full week this year

more like every year :p

Oooh fancy.

why thank you

Bet I could Batmobile-ify it.

NO TOUCHY

This hurts my soul, Matty.

oh good.

my bike. mine.

It'll still be yours. It'll just be Bat-Mattyier.

NO.

Please?

do we need to have a conversation about consent?

Why do you think I am asking you?

and you stop asking when you're given an answer.

Okay.

I can borrow that, right?

also no

Betrayed by one of my mentors. How ever will my fragile young psyche recover?

you can ride behind me

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