this thing on?

[xp_daredevil]

[Voice to text]

I've been told there's this whole journal system to talk to people here. That's probably a good thing since you're all loud and my roommate is a joke. It was also 'suggested' that I introduce myself on here.

So hi. I'm Matt Murdock. What else you want to know?

EDIT: it might be a good idea if I also add that I'm blind.

Comments

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Oh! Thank you. I prefer my food inside me too.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Why would you think I'm prone to picking locks? BLIND DUDE.

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

Don't mention it.

I see you have met most of the rest of the twenty somethings that live here. That I can't say that gets better with time.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

I don't think you need to be sighted to pick a lock. Actually, you'd probably be better at it than people who rely on being able to see what they're doing. My thought process goes something like someone who can't see might be more curious than the average person what is behind a door. I've been around here long enough to not underestimate people intentionally

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

I guess so.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Smarter than the average bear.

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

You can do time for harassment for actions against either sex, so arbitrarily excluding girls makes no sense. Especially since your "hazing" is actually quite mild and would barely register on the female hazing scale.

For unlike men, women use their brains and implement psychological warfare. With men it's all brawn and no brain, but women have both. They eat away at your feelings of self-worth and self-perception. Which one of the reasons why I am not in the Greek system.

That being said: it takes a very small and insecure man to go after anyone the way you do.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

You make it very hard to be your friend, Jared, and this time I am not sure I can find it in me to try to understand why you would do such a thing. Even the frat boys do not think people with the disability are there for the hazing. Why would you say such a thing?

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

Hello Matt, I am Yvette, that Kevin mentioned. I am one of the Residential Advisors here, so if you have any questions or need any help, you can ask me. My powers make my hair and skin very hard and sharp and I am also very short - only five feet tall - so I will probably be very careful around you so I do not hurt you by accident. I imagine having the enhanced senses would make being cut very painful on the skin.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Hi. So you're one of the advisers? Interesting. Well, I am sure there won't be a problem.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

Yes, there are two of us, myself and Jean-Phillipe. I am sure he will be along soon to introduce himself. :)

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Okay.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'm Wade. I don't do a whole lot, since I'm new here, too, but I figured it'd be nice to say hello.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Hello

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Try to ignore the douchebag. He pops up every now and again.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

He's alright. Honest, if nothing else. I can deal with it.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Hi! I'm Jan! Has anyone said 'Welcome to the Madhouse' yet? If not, there, I said it! I have wings, I wonder if that will make me sound different to you when I walk? I'll bet you're one of the few people who can actually hear me talk when I'm tiny!

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

Hello. As Yvette mentioned, I am Jean-Phillipe, and I am the other of the resident advisors. Essentially, anything that does not fall under construction or repair of the room (which goes to Kyle) that you might need, let me know and I will see what I can do to either help or point you at someone who can.

Dieu, I turn off the journals for a day to study for an exam, and I come back to all of this.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

They have not said those exact words, no.

Wings? Like a bird? and tiny?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Alright. Thanks.

What is that? The computer did not like what you said?

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Well, now someone has! It's Lorna's phrase, but she's not here now, so someone else usually says it when she's not around.

I have insect wings and I can shrink. My regular height is 5'4", but I can get small enough to crawl into someone's ear. And yes, I know this because I've done it before, but no I don't plan on doing it again. The first time I shrank I was lost while camping and then only found because someone with superhearing was able to hear my tiny little voice! I can let out a "zap" from my hands, too!

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

The ear thing is incredibly disgusting. The rest of it, sort of interesting. Yeah, I could hear you, I think.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Totally disgusting, I know! I also got swallowed one time, but that was an accident.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

How did you get out from being swallowed? The usual way?

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Ew... I got out the same way I got in. That was bad enough!