this thing on?

[xp_daredevil]

[Voice to text]

I've been told there's this whole journal system to talk to people here. That's probably a good thing since you're all loud and my roommate is a joke. It was also 'suggested' that I introduce myself on here.

So hi. I'm Matt Murdock. What else you want to know?

EDIT: it might be a good idea if I also add that I'm blind.

Comments

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Well, now someone has! It's Lorna's phrase, but she's not here now, so someone else usually says it when she's not around.

I have insect wings and I can shrink. My regular height is 5'4", but I can get small enough to crawl into someone's ear. And yes, I know this because I've done it before, but no I don't plan on doing it again. The first time I shrank I was lost while camping and then only found because someone with superhearing was able to hear my tiny little voice! I can let out a "zap" from my hands, too!

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

The ear thing is incredibly disgusting. The rest of it, sort of interesting. Yeah, I could hear you, I think.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Totally disgusting, I know! I also got swallowed one time, but that was an accident.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

How did you get out from being swallowed? The usual way?

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Ew... I got out the same way I got in. That was bad enough!

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

That's better than being digested!

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Totally. Coming out the other end would have been horrible, and there's no way I would have just let myself get digested.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

I think stomach acid would have killed you. It can eat through pretty much anything. Or coca-cola.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I don't think I would have let it get to that point. Swimming through stomach acid just isn't my idea of a fun time, plus, you know, the whole being dead thing would have totally ruined my day. If I'd had to, I probably would have torn my way out of there, but I'm glad it didn't come to that.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

You are a very strange girl.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I guess? You're the one who started in with the whole being digested thing, though. I mean, sure I brought up the ear thing, but just to give an example of how small I can be.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

But you're not grossed out. MOST girls would have run screaming about how I'm being gross and nasty.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Were you trying to gross me out? If so, sorry. I mean, seriously, I flew into a guy's ear once. On purpose. And yeah, it was so gross. But after that, and getting swallowed, yeah, I'm thinking there's not much anyone can say that would be more disgusting than actually being surrounded by all of the nasty stuff inside someone's body.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Well...no, not directly. But it is a usual side effect of discussion any sort of bodily function near or with girls. They don't like it. Apparently, they don't poop.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

We don't pass gas, burp, or sweat, too!

Seriously, I don't go around just randomly talking about bodily functions and it's not exactly my favorite topic of conversation, but if it happens to come up and it makes sense in the conversation? Nah, not grossed out. If someone just came up to me and started talking about that sort of thing? I'd probably say something like "One time, when I was in this guy's ear canal..." and maybe they'd think twice next time!

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

FEMBOTS!

Bodily functions are fun, but yes. I would think twice about it too if you were talking about being in a guys ear canal.