how to know you're an adult

Conversation at work today is about regulating fiber intake.

These are people that are at most, 30. When did things like regular bowel movements become such a concern for people? And why is this watercooler talk? It makes me feel way too old.

I almost want to go find something especially greasy and awful for lunch just to counter all the adulting, but then I remember that my plans tonight are to go look at getting a new bed since mine is awful.

I'm failing miserably here.