Mail!

[xp_daredevil]

[Voice to Text]

I GOT MAIL!! I got a package from Wade in Scotland! Apparently, he went to Ireland and found the Murdock family crest on a coffee mug and sent it to me! And it's RAISED so I can feel it! It is bad ass! This is so cool!!

Also, mucking the stables stinks like used ass.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but at least it's also hot and sweaty work.

You've only got that through the weekend though, then you can help me mulch. Which is itchy but doesn't stink the same.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

True. I don't mind it once I sort of get used to the smell, but I seriously want to hurl every time I go in the stables. I gotta find something to help like...counter that smell. Regular soap is not cutting it.

Alright. I'm glad it does not stink the same.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Vick's vapor rub under your nose, I've got some in the toolshed, I'll drop it off for you. It stinks but it's not the same stink and it'll keep you from smelling the ammonia that's in the straw from the horses and probably what's making you wanna barf, but dude, don't use a lot or else your face will hate you for hours.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

trying somethin gnew.

can you read this?

Good to know about the Vicks vapor rub. I wll definitely try it soon.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yep. Totes readable.

I don't use it so much anymore because I need my nose for you know like tracking down teenagers in sewerrs, so you're free to just bogart it from me.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

I turnd off the voice typing program. so we will see what happens. and if my typin gis goof enough to not ned it. I CAN type. I"m just bad at it.

I am no tgoing back to the sewers. And I don't drack people at least yet. not going to. so I'll use it.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you're getting typos, so your spelling is basically ass right now. Is there a voice thing that can make you find out when your spelling is bad?

It wears off fast enough if you wash your face but you gotta use soap and if it's on your hands don't, uh, touch your junk until you've washed em (I learned this the hard way, dude)

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Yeah, there is. It's thesame program that allows me to voice-type, I just type with the keyboard instead of using hte microphone on the head set.

Okay. Cool. And htat is just gross.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I had to use the bathroom, what the hell did you THINK I was doing?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

Sinning.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Naw, I think I was dating Clarice then, so I didn't need to sin alone.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Sex is Evil.
Evil is Sin.
Sin's are Forgiven.
So let's Begin!

Not you and me. Just in general.