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[xp_daredevil]

I don't know where or how my dad's store all their boxes of holiday stuff, but I swear it multiplied like rabbits since last year.

On the other hand, I might actually be somewhat handy now.

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[xp_darcy]

mm, does that mean i get to enjoy watching you strut around with one of those handyman belts and a hammer?

[xp_daredevil]

oh yes. shirtless.

[xp_darcy]

oh well that's always a nice bonus.

[xp_daredevil]

gotta keep my fans happy

[xp_darcy]

alas, doing handywork without pants is probably just asking for a hospital visit

[xp_daredevil]

too much dangle

[xp_darcy]

yeah. some home goods you just don't want damaged.

[xp_daredevil]

I'm a bit attached, yeah. sentimental

[xp_darcy]

my man's got jokes 😂

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[xp_daredevil]

how'd you guess??