you now when you need something but you don't know you need it...?

[xp_daredevil]

goddamn did I need this bath.

if I don't emerge by morning, send rescue.

but if whomever is having stomach troubles would kindly take some pepto, I would appreciate it.

Comments

[xp_darcy]

you need a buddy? ;)

[xp_daredevil]

actually.... no.

this is really nice and I think I've missed it. but after, bed?

[xp_darcy]

sure. i'm glad you're having a nice bath.

[xp_daredevil]

thanks.

and fwiw, Namor isn't joining me. but if he does, you can certainly watch.

[xp_darcy]

well i'd hope so ♥

[xp_submariner]

Do not worry.

I will act as life guard.

We are *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧teammates*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧.

(This message has been helpfully transcribed by Alani.)

[xp_darcy]

Namor, are you macking on my Matt?

I'm not complaining because that would be hot, but I want to watch.

[xp_submariner]

Define "macking."

[xp_darcy]

Are you having naked sexytime with Matt, because I want to watch.

[xp_submariner]

This is Namor.

Sexytime is not for teammates, only shield brothers.

I also do not interfere in relationships unless invited. Or wronged.

[xp_hawkeye]

Wait, you don't consider your teammates your shield... people? Like, we're all siblings in arms or whatever.

[xp_darcy]

Hm, has Matthew not earned shield brother status yet? Well, eventually I'm sure he'll do something foolhardy enough to manage it.

And if he invites you, I want to watch. :)

[xp_hawkeye]

Putting the moves on. Trying to get with. Heavily flirting with intent. Do you wanna rock that boat? Dive into that deep end?

That's it. I've peaked. I can't do any better than that lasts one.

[xp_darcy]

I hear that happens with old age.

[xp_hawkeye]

Yeah, yeah. Get off my lawn.

[xp_darcy]

mmm, think you're confused bro. this is matt's lawn, i belong here. 😇

[xp_daredevil]

I bet the medlab can get you a prescription for viagra

[xp_erverse]

He mostly certainly does not need it

[xp_hawkeye]

Ego -> stroked.

[xp_erverse]

Nice choice of words

[xp_hawkeye]

Thanks. Wanna get takeout?

[xp_erverse]

I could eat. Sudden craving for eggplant.

[xp_daredevil]

you have the worst taste.

worst.

USE PROTECTION

[xp_daredevil]

oh, gross THAT'S MY BROTHER

[xp_erverse]

Fair game if you're going to publicly talk about the gross sex you have, too.

[xp_hawkeye]

Lucky you're my brother, impinging my honor like that.

[xp_submariner]

I do not need to bring the moves. My natural charm and station speaks all tongues.

[xp_hawkeye]

I mean, sure. If people are into that kind of thing.

[xp_darcy]

He's not lying.

[xp_daredevil]

Namor, do not corrupt Alani! that's my job.

[xp_submariner]

This is Namor.

Alani handed the phone back to me with a blank look on her face. If she is broken, you will all face the wrath of kings.

[xp_hawkeye]

Sensory dep bath? Promise I'm not the one with stomach woes.

[xp_daredevil]

no full on, but close.

haven't had one in ages and I feel like a jellyfish

[xp_magik]

were u very dirty man matthew

[xp_daredevil]

depends on your definition of dirty

[xp_magik]

covered in very gross thing? there is other definition of dirty?????