COOKIES!!!!

[xp_daredevil]

This adequately sums up my feelings on the cookies. delicious coooookies....

Comments

[x-quebecois.livejournal.com]

You are the one who ate most of the sugar cookies, oui?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Yes. Also, my computer does not like other languages.

They were good. And warm!

[x-quebecois.livejournal.com]

My apologies for the French.

I am glad you enjoyed them. They were very fresh.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]</i? You made Monday rock. Who are you? Are you new too?

[x-quebecois.livejournal.com]

I am Jean-Paul. I am not new, though I have not been at the mansion recently.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

I see. Well, hi. And thanks for the cookies. I'm Matt.

[x-quebecois.livejournal.com]

You're welcome, of course. There are more now, if you would like them. They are very hot, though.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

INCOMING!!!

[x-korvus.livejournal.com]

I find that video to be disturbing.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

I find your face disturbing.

and it SHOULD be the Sesame Street video of Cookie Monster. If it's not, then I need to fix it. but that is a children's CLASSIC.

[x-korvus.livejournal.com]

Not in India, so I did not know that. Also, it is my understanding you have not seen my face. You are just attempting to be hurtful?

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Huh. I thought it was universal. What do you have instead?

And I was being a smartass. Because duh, I've never seen your face. It's not meant to be taken seriously.

[x-korvus.livejournal.com]

Galli Galli Sim Sim premiered in Two-Thousand and Six but I was teen aged by then. As a child, I was read to then read by myself once I had the capability. My parents felt television lacked the content to make it an appropriate use of time.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Your parents and my dad are very different. Yep.

TV taught me to read.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Slang Lesson #2 "Your face" and the replies "Your mom" and "Your mom's face.") are part of a series of playful insults usually used between people who get along and aren't really like, insulting each other. So what you say to Matt is "Your mom's disturbing" and then he says "Your mom's face is disturbing" and then you both laugh or something.

[x-korvus.livejournal.com]

I do not understand why that would be funny.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[Voice to Text]

Stop being so LITERAL! Insulting people's mothers is generally a Bad Idea. So, by doing it like this, it is fun banter.

Also, you cannot insult my mother.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

The humor's hard to explain but it's funny because they're stupid insults that only like, really little kids (in America, maybe not other places) use. It's like non-sequiter funny.

[x-korvus.livejournal.com]

Ironic humor! That does not translate well but I do enjoy it. Unlike your face. Thank you.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, you just made me laugh hard enough that I almost choked on my donut.

[x-korvus.livejournal.com]

I am glad I did that correctly.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

i spewed111!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

TMI.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

just water