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AN AMERICAN POPE???
Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker....
Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker....
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The Pope passed.
I can't say I'm all that shocked given his age, though the memes coming out from it are amazing. I'm much more concerned about who will be elected the next Pope and how they will guide the church going forward.
I can't say I'm all that shocked given his age, though the memes coming out from it are amazing. I'm much more concerned about who will be elected the next Pope and how they will guide the church going forward.
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Cowboy Carter IS A BOP.
it slaps.
yes, I'm aware I sound ridiculous. but it's still accurate.
it slaps.
yes, I'm aware I sound ridiculous. but it's still accurate.
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Hope everyone's enjoying Shrove Tuesday (Pancake Tuesday).
I've eaten my weight in pancakes and now I must be rolled down the streets. Good times.
I've eaten my weight in pancakes and now I must be rolled down the streets. Good times.
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there is nothing more satisfying then finally doing my laundry and putting it all away.
and having pizza and beer for dinner.
and having pizza and beer for dinner.
in case there was any doubt, I have the best girlfriend
She bought me a braille Lego set.
if you need me, I'll be with Foggy playing Lego like we're 7. Doug, you're welcome to join.
if you need me, I'll be with Foggy playing Lego like we're 7. Doug, you're welcome to join.
you now when you need something but you don't know you need it...?
goddamn did I need this bath.
if I don't emerge by morning, send rescue.
but if whomever is having stomach troubles would kindly take some pepto, I would appreciate it.
if I don't emerge by morning, send rescue.
but if whomever is having stomach troubles would kindly take some pepto, I would appreciate it.
lawyer lawyering
my intention, for those that don't know, in law school was to become a defense attorney. That was waylaid by a few things and I ended up here, which is great. Not a lot of need for defense though.
( cut for lawyerly ranting on current political legal cases )
( cut for lawyerly ranting on current political legal cases )
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I love new pride chucks.
also, I've taken my laptop and set up at the pool if anyone needs me
also, I've taken my laptop and set up at the pool if anyone needs me
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[voice to text]
this. sucks. it's like being 12 again and I hated being 12 the first time, it's no better now.
this. sucks. it's like being 12 again and I hated being 12 the first time, it's no better now.
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there are brownies in the kitchen. none frosted, because frosting is gross. but some have caramel and nuts and mint and stuff.
none have pot.
knock yourselves out.
Kyle, I tried to make some with that fake chocolate stuff, but they tasted like unwashed ass, so... I'm sorry. they're in the trash. I'll make you lemon bars if you want?
none have pot.
knock yourselves out.
Kyle, I tried to make some with that fake chocolate stuff, but they tasted like unwashed ass, so... I'm sorry. they're in the trash. I'll make you lemon bars if you want?
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The only thing better than a shower using all of Darcy's Lush stuff, real food and passing out after being stuck in the chapel for days with the rest of Excalibur (I hate you all, I'll see you tomorrow), is terrorizing Target.
I spent a truly ridiculous amount of money at Target, but I am now prepared if we're ever stuck again.
I spent a truly ridiculous amount of money at Target, but I am now prepared if we're ever stuck again.